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Jesus' Mock Draft (Round 1)



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4/17 Round 1..... Fight!
1 - KC: Matt Barkley, QB, USC
QB has to be the pick. They could go with either the polished, NFL-ready QB with Barkley or the extreme upside in Geno Smith. I think they play it safe and go with Barkley.
2 - JAX: Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia
They need someone who will electrify their city. Smith isn't necessarily a sure thing but he has a ton of upside.
3 - CLE: Jarvis Jones, OLB, Georgia
They really need a reliable pass-catcher for Weedon. However, there's no way they pass on this incredible pass rusher.
4 - CAR: Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah
Again, they could use some bigger weapons for Cam but, they can anchor their d-line with this stud DT.
5 - STL: Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M
Joeckel, at this point, seems to lead the OT class of 2013 and they need to shore up that o-line to protect Bradford. They are also in need of a stud receiver
6 - OAK: Johnathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
Their d-line is a joke.
7 - TEN: Dee Milliner, CB, Alabama
They need a playmaker at CB or, they could add depth at LB.
8 - BUF: Tyler Wilson, QB, Arkansas
They finally find their QB of the future... and he's not Fitzpatrick.
9 - CIN: Manti Te'o, ILB, Notre Dame
He is an absolute monster and he shores up Cincy's sketchy LB corp.
10 - IND: Barkevious Mingo, OLB, LSU
They need successors for Freeney and Mathis. Both of them are struggling in the 3-4 and Mingo can play either scheme.
11 - ARI: Aaron Murray, QB, Georgia
They really need a QB and I'm not sure if Murray is coming out this year but if he does, they should jump on him. If he stays, they should wait on QB and shore of that terrible o-line.
12 - STL: C.J. Mosley, OLB, Alabama
They have a solid ILB with Laurinaitus but they need some help on the outside.
13 - PHI: Xavier Rhodes, CB, Florida State
They have some talented corners; there's no doubt there. However, they need some depth and someone who can play the slot.
14 - DET: Sam Montgomery, DE, LSU
Cliff Avril isn't playing up to par and he will be a free agent.
15 - MIA: Keenan Allen, WR, California
If a top flight WR is still available, I think Miami needs to grab him. Hartline is having a great year but Tannehill needs a true #1.
16 - NYJ: Justin Hunter, WR, Tennessee
Now that Plaxico is gone... they need a true #1.
17 - SD: Robert Woods, WR, USC
For the third WR in a row... they need that true #1 void left by Vincent Jackson. Malcom Floyd is reliable but not a true #1 threat.
18 - NO: Damontre Moore, DE, Texas A&M
Moore is a very underrated pass rusher that has great value at this spot.
19 - MIN: Kawann Short, DT, Purdue
They need some more pass rush and someone who can stop the run... they need to get something that resembles the old 'Williams Wall.'
20 - SEA: Terrance Williams, WR, Baylor
Williams is an absolute stud and he would add a big reliable target for Russell Wilson
21 - TB: Johnthan Banks, CB, Mississippi State
They traded away Talib and Barber is getting very old. CB has to be the pick.
22 - DAL: Barrett Jones, OG, Alabama
I know Jerry Jones likes to trade up for blockbuster playmakers, but they need to address the C position... badly.
23 - DEN: Jonathan Jenkins, DT, Georgia
They need a run-stuffer.
24 - PIT: Eric Reid, FS, LSU
neither Polomalu nor Clark can stay healthy for full seasons and they could use a stud playmaker to add some depth.
25 - BAL: Alec Ogletree, ILB, Georgia
An excellent prospect who will be groomed
26 - NYG: Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame
Bennett's good but he's pretty inconsistent. Having Eifert there, as well, will make them that much more lethal.
27 - GB: Kenny Vaccaro, SS, Texas
They need some depth and an eventual successor to Charles Woodson
28 - CHI: Sylvester Williams, DT, North Carolina
They need to shore up that DT position to increase their run prevention.
29 - ATL: Chance Warmack, OG, Alabama
They needsolid depth along the o-line. Specifically, G.
30 - NE: Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee
They get an outstanding deep threat. It doesn't seem like Brandon Lloyd is the threat they were hoping for.
31 - SF: Tony Jefferson, FS, Oklahoma
They could use some depth in the secondary. Jefferson would create a spark for that already outstanding defense.
32 - HOU: DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Clemson
They are pretty solid all around but they could use another deep threat across from Andre Johnson.

User Comments

Saturday, March 24, 2012 1:11 AM
Excellent -- The best ever
Saturday, March 24, 2012 3:33 AM
Excellent -- This is good humor... Finally the Patriots could themselves some good TE's... FINALLY!!! :D?
Saturday, March 24, 2012 12:21 PM
Excellent -- this was actually pretty funny. good job!
Sunday, March 25, 2012 7:42 AM
Excellent -- i love how washington gives their 2021 2022 2023 2027 picks to san fran for new england to move up
Monday, March 26, 2012 10:15 AM
Above Average -- Needed a good laugh thank you!
Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:21 AM
Excellent -- At least I can laugh at the ridiculous picks...Some smart guy, not even kidding, says Kuechly last pick of 1st round. Andrew Luck more likely.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:18 PM
Excellent -- The Giants really had to reach there. Also, very nice of you to offer the redskins pick for the pats to move up one spot to draft a TE they need SOOOO much. LOL.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012 8:25 PM
Excellent -- Lolololol :)
Sunday, April 1, 2012 1:08 PM
Excellent -- That was hilarious!!!!!!! you have to make another one!
Sunday, April 1, 2012 8:20 PM
Excellent -- amazing
Wednesday, April 4, 2012 8:33 PM
Excellent -- LOL - the funny thing is I like a lot of these guys in round 2-3
Friday, April 13, 2012 4:51 PM
Excellent -- The 'Russian Nesting Dolls' formation is the best thing I've ever heard of! Thank you for saving fftoolbox mock drafts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, April 13, 2012 10:00 PM
Average -- You suck
Friday, April 13, 2012 10:43 PM
Excellent -- Finally, New England has a good Tight End. Their going to be dangerous
Saturday, April 14, 2012 1:13 PM
Average -- I think it is rare for a punter to go in round 1,even if they are super talented,they are not on the field much
Sunday, April 15, 2012 12:46 PM
Excellent -- Looks like B. Moorman will have some competition!!!! He's been our MVP for so long, and is credited for making our city what it is today!! : ) Can't wait till '13 Draft when we get our future fg kicker!! Awesome job!!! Better than clones tt pick the same
Sunday, April 15, 2012 7:26 PM
Poor -- dumb
Monday, April 16, 2012 11:11 AM
Above Average -- The Patriots needing TE's was the best...Gronk and Hernandez stink don't they? Too funny!
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:47 PM
Excellent -- Whoever says this is dumb has no humor. This is my favorite draft ever.
Sunday, April 22, 2012 12:27 PM
Poor -- Really effing dumb!!!
Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:40 PM
Poor -- Back to back qb???? Insane.
Friday, April 12, 2013 8:07 AM
Poor -- This is a joke, a bad one


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