DONDAHDAH's Mock Draft (Round 1)

1 - KC: Eric Fisher, OT, Central Michigan
I've heard he's the number one overall prospect after the draft. That's why I have him here. The Cheifs need to know they're taking the best. So fans won't maul them in parking lot.

2 - JAX: Sharrif Floyd, DT, Florida
Wise move. Big man. Big man is fast. HULK-SMASH.

3 - OAK: Dee Milliner, CB, Alabama
Smart move by Raiders? WARNING: Heck is freezing as we speak.

4 - PHI: Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M
Chip Kelly. He likes speed and scoring. He can't do that without O-Linemen.

5 - DET: Logan Ryan, CB, Rutgers
They need CBs. Really the second best breakup artist in the NCAA this year.

6 - CLE: Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah
Monster. Heart condition or no heart condition.

7 - ARI: Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia
Best their likely to find.

8 - BUF: Jonathan Cooper, OG, North Carolina
They need to just accept there are no "savior" QBs in this draft. Next year, huh?

9 - NYJ: Dion Jordan, DE, Oregon
A freaking giant killer.

10 - TEN: Chance Warmack, OG, Alabama
Great Mauler.

11 - SD: Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee
Give Rivers more than a spoon to fight back with.

12 - MIA: Keenan Allen, WR, California
He's the second best here. Maybe not elsewhere.

13 - TB: Xavier Rhodes, CB, Florida State
Vincent Jackson won't have any catches in practice.

14 - CAR: Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri
D-lineman. Nightmare athlete.

15 - NO: Damontre Moore, DE, Texas A&M
Damontre "BEAST-MODE" Moore.

16 - STL: Kenny Vaccaro, SS, Texas
He's easily the best SS in the draft.

17 - PIT: Tavon Austin, WR, West Virginia
Wes Welker 2.0, I've heard. Fast though. A burner. Great hands, though.

18 - DAL: Jonathan Jenkins, DT, Georgia
A beast like Ratliff.

19 - NYG: Barkevious Mingo, OLB, LSU
Keith Rivers; watch your back. A guy named MINGO wants your job.

20 - CHI: Alec Ogletree, ILB, Georgia
They've gone with troubled ILB's before. Rey may not be back.

21 - CIN: Jonathan Cyprien, SS, Florida International
Rave reviews on this guy.

22 - STL: Justin Hunter, WR, Tennessee
Faster than his combine 40-time. Plays faster anyway.

23 - MIN: Johnathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
Pat Williams may not be back, I don't think.

24 - IND: Jordan Poyer, CB, Oregon State
Great CB across from Vontae Davis.

25 - SEA: Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU
Oldie but a goodie.

26 - GB: Ryan Swope, WR, Texas A&M
SPEED SPEED SPEED. "Breaking Bad" should be his nickname.

27 - HOU: Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame
Owen Daniels gets hurt, they're in trouble. But if they pick Tyler Eifert, not so much. Then, Daniels is in trouble.

28 - DEN: Le'Veon Bell, RB, Michigan State
They get easily the best RB in the draft. Steven Jackson clone.

29 - NE: Johnthan Banks, CB, Mississippi State
Unlikely to resign Aqib Talib all things (Welker, Ed Reed,Seb Volmer,Chuck Woodson maybe), considered.

30 - ATL: Zach Ertz, TE, Stanford
Ertz would've been even better with a good QB this year...scary. 6'6. FAST.

31 - SF: Matt Elam, SS, Florida
Dashon Goldson and him would run it.

32 - BAL: Tyrann Mathieu, CB, LSU
He's shooting up the board and with Te'o's poor showing....it comes to this.