NHchia3's Mock Draft (Round 1)

1 - KC: Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia
Think Andy Reid is going with white quarterbacks back to back years?! Dream on Chief haters, Geno Smith is ready to play with some boys!

2 - JAX: Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah
This guy just simply has a wad that could choke a horse. Would hate to get in the way of that thing flopping around out there on the field. Great pick for the jags.

3 - OAK: Damontre Moore, DE, Texas A&M
Basically your johnny football of outside linebackers, don't be surprised if damontre has about 37 sacks before oakland's bye week come week 6, this is a steal of a pick.

4 - PHI: Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M
I am so jealous of defensive ends who will get to go up against Luke. I would simply love to grapple with this cute boy in the trenches. Future hall of famer for sure.

5 - DET: Dee Milliner, CB, Alabama
Only thing to say here is ROLL STINKIN TIDE FELLAS! This is a guy who will make out with you better than anyone ever has before. Lockdown corner without a doubt.

6 - CLE: Jarvis Jones, OLB, Georgia
This is the missing piece of the puzzle to Cleveland's superbowl run. Once they sign Wallace and Weeden is slinging it all over the place this defense will be so pumped up to rack up some sacks. I see some T-bags being given from Jarvis and Jabaal. Cleveland's time is now.

7 - ARI: Eric Fisher, OT, Central Michigan
The only thing holding Lindlay and Fitzgerald back from shattering passing and receiving records is their offensive line. Fisher instantly makes Arizona a superbowl contender and a great debate of the greatest offense ever.

8 - BUF: Matt Barkley, QB, USC
If Buffalo takes Barkley here and then Robert Woods in the 2nd round then all I can simply say is WOW! I would draft barkley first overall for fantasy football if his home is in Buffalo. What a great way for Buffalo to become AFC East champions year after year after year.....

9 - NYJ: Mike Glennon, QB, North Carolina State
Can't believe the Jets have stuck with Sanchez this long, Tebow has shown week after week in 2011 that he is the best of the best and an elite QB in this league. With a combination of Glennon and Tebow I don't see the Jets losing more than 2 games next year.

10 - TEN: Bjoern Werner, DE, Florida State
It's something about Florida State players that just gets my package rocking. Andrew Luck won't know what hit him when he runs into Werner's grasp. I would actually love to get wrapped up by Werner, one can only dream right? Outstanding pick here.

11 - SD: Kenny Vaccaro, SS, Texas
This guy just fits in with San Diego perfectly, he has been heard saying he loves to go hang out at the beaches and just kick back and relax with his buddies. San Diego's secondary is pretty pathetic but Vaccaro instantly puts them at a top 5 pass defense. I would love to see Kenny playing volleyball on the beach with his shirt off.

12 - MIA: Chance Warmack, OG, Alabama
If you were allowed to start just 1 offensive lineman, this is the guy who would be able to still get the job done by himself. I can't even imagine how scary Miami's offense will be with him. Look out Brady, Tannehill is right behind you.

13 - TB: Dion Jordan, DE, Oregon
Great guy here, after good plays he celebrates with his teammates by slapping high 5's with them. This is a guy who will make Tampa Bay fans feel like they are invisible. He will be right behind Moore with 36 sacks come bye week.

14 - CAR: Barkevious Mingo, OLB, LSU
If it isn't good old Kiki Mingo! Julius Peppers who?! Mingo simply runs rings around Peppers and he will instantly make an impact on defense. At times, Carolina could even run some wildcat with him. Would love to see what this guy looks like wearing just sunglasses and some tighty whitey's.

15 - NO: Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri
Gotta love the younger brother of the best Runningback to ever play in the NFL in Trent Richardson. I have known these 2 since they were just babies and let me tell you Sheldon's butt has never been so loose. This guy will make Saint fans drenched with the way he grinds on top of the ball carrier. It is a pleasant site to see to say the least.

16 - STL: Sharrif Floyd, DT, Florida
Measured at 17.5 inches, what else to say about Shariff?! If that stat alone isn't enough to convince you to take him with this pick then I don't know what will. Wish I was there to record the measurements. Don't worry Ram fans, your time to win the division is now.

17 - PIT: Brad Wing, P, LSU
We have seen Pittsburgh make such dumb picks like Heyward, Hood, Sepulveda, Roethlisberger, Polamalu, DeCastro, etc. The list goes on and on, you get my point. Only reason why they take Wing here is because he is a way better runner than any of their runningbacks and a way better passer than any of their qb's. Steeler nation is simply just a huge mess. Will be lucky to have 6 wins next year.

18 - DAL: Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU
Love seeing Dallas take a mormon here. Got all kind of crazy whacked out players on this squad. Why not take another? Watching this guy celebrate after sacks gets me very excited and I just can't contain myself out in public, embarrassing!

19 - NYG: Johnathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
I simply just want to rub this guys belly and Giant fans should feel no different. With them recently switching to a 2-5 defense you have to go D tackle here to bulk up that 2 man defensive line. Scary thoughts, I sniff a Manning bowl now!

20 - CHI: Alec Ogletree, ILB, Georgia
Urlacher is simply nothing but a washed up piece of junk now. I am predicting Ogletree to be the next Ray Lewis, he might even be better. With a dude this good looking and Urlacher recently running a 7.2 forty time then Ogletree is simply too good for Chicago to pass. I'll never forget when he caught that field goal one handed against Florida and ran down the field with his pants pulled down for a TD knowing no one would want to touch his area, great awareness at such a young age already huh?!

21 - CIN: Lane Johnson, OT, Oklahoma
This pick will give Dalton an average of 13.6 seconds per pass attempt while in the pocket. Green-Ellis will also run for well over 2,000 yards next season with Johnson up front. I would go defense here but the Bengal's defense was hands down #1 last year in my eyes.

22 - STL: Jonathan Cooper, OG, North Carolina
I love this player, he has said he strictly dives after people's knees and deliberately tries to tear crucial ligaments such as the ACL and MCL. Absolutely love his attitude, YOLO!

23 - MIN: Eddie Lacy, RB, Alabama
Move over AP and hello Lacy, this guy dominated SEC football. Just imagine what he will do at the NFL level considering the competition in the NFL is weaker than the SEC. AP thinks he's the man for rushing for 2,000? Well just wait until Lacy chalks up 3,000.

24 - IND: Zach Mettenberger, QB, LSU
Not sure if I would gamble with Andrew Luck again next season. I always feared the sophomore slump, I think it would be best for the Colts to take a QB every single season in the draft to avoid all possible sophomore slumps. Mettenberger, playing in the SEC, can do everything Luck can do if not better.

25 - SEA: Anthony Fera, K, Texas
Seattle's kicker getting hurt in the playoffs last year ended their superbowl dreams. Fera is amazing an has an immediate impacts come game time. Did anyone see what happened when he left Penn State at the beginning of last year? Their kicking situation was a mess. Fera nearly won the heisman as a kicker. Too good to pass up here if your Pete Carroll.

26 - GB: Jesse Williams, DT, Alabama
If it wasn't for Williams being caught with a 12 year old minor then he would be going #1. Combination of Raji and Williams on the d line?! Enough said. This defense will not give up more than 25 rushing yards all season long.

27 - HOU: Keenan Allen, WR, California
This receiver simply gives Schaub a chance to pull out his schlong and get the chains moving. With Johnson stretching the field there's no way Allen can't have over 4,000 yards receiving this year.

28 - DEN: Matt Elam, SS, Florida
Rahim Moore. Don't need to say anything else. Moore proved he wouldn't even start for the average JV high school team around the country. I even put Elam in as QB on ncaa 13 and had great success with him. Great pick here to set up the Manning bowl. Peyton retires with 2 rings on 2 different teams, what a legacy to be the first starting QB to ever to such a thing.

29 - NE: Tavon Austin, WR, West Virginia
If Brady can turn a white boy in Welker into an amazing receiver then just imagine what he will do with Austin. I have spoken with Tom and Bellicheck about this pick and they have said if Austin is available he is theirs! Still don't think this is enough to compete with the Jets, Bills, and Dolphins in the division.

30 - ATL: Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame
With Gonzalez becoming a fallen hero this off season Atlanta has no time to waste on not signing a tight end. Eifert is actually on pace to have better career numbers than Gonzalez, I'm willing to bet he has more playoff victories than him too. Let's just say it is a great thing Tony retired, he was doing nothing but slowing down the offense. He's still an 8 or 9 out of 10 in my eyes though.

31 - SF: Desmond Trufant, CB, Washington
Anyone else see Bolden look like he was a mixture of the Megatron and Randy Moss in his prime during the superbowl. Had Trufant been on Bolden the whole game then Flacco wouldn't have even thrown a pass to him all game. Trufant is a sneaky guy who will pinch receivers butt cheeks while they are running their routes and he will give them a smirk and get away with it. Always getting in receivers heads.

32 - BAL: Manti Te'o, ILB, Notre Dame
Ray Lewis who? Te'o is a great guy with great class. I don't care what anyone says about the fake girlfriend incident, I think what he did was very respectful and showed what a great person he really is. I mean, he almost won the heisman with that story so who cares? Great intelligence on his part.